Monday, October 19, 2015

Boot Truck

Day #19





Monte was out of town for business last week and saw this in the hotel parking lot.

Not a great parking job, Big Boot driver.



Doesn’t it remind you of that dog car in the movie, Dumb and Dumber?


But with a boot.





Monte thought this was pretty amazing and showed it around the office where he was visiting.

Then someone trumped him by showing him a picture of what he’d seen on the drive to work:




It’s a potato.

A really, REALLY big potato.

With the sign, “It’s Real.”

I went onto the website to find that it ISN’T real but a steel-ribbed, NOT REAL potato.

Beside a sign that says, “It’s Real.”

Then the website goes on to tell a bunch of facts about the NOT REAL potato:

It would take 10,000 years to grow. 
(What?!)
It would take 2 years and 9 months to bake.
(Seriously?!)
It would make 30,325 servings of mashed potatoes.
It would easily make 1,500,000 average sized French fries.

Honestly.

Wait.

NOT honestly.

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