Monte was out of town for business last week and saw this in the hotel parking lot.
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| Not a great parking job, Big Boot driver. |
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But with a boot.
Monte thought this was pretty amazing and showed it around the office where he was visiting.
Then someone trumped him by showing him a picture of what he’d seen on the drive to work:
It’s a potato.
A really, REALLY big potato.
With the sign, “It’s Real.”
I went onto the website to find that it ISN’T real but a steel-ribbed, NOT REAL potato.
Beside a sign that says, “It’s Real.”
Then the website goes on to tell a bunch of facts about the NOT REAL potato:
It would take 10,000 years to grow.
(What?!)
It would take 2 years and 9 months to bake.
(Seriously?!)
It would make 30,325 servings of mashed potatoes.
It would easily make 1,500,000 average sized French fries.
Honestly.
Wait.
NOT honestly.
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