and the CHAOS that is otherwise known as
And this is how I knew it was time.
I found this in the bathroom:
|What is in my deodorant?|
|I took off the cap to investigate.|
|It is a big ol' sparkly sequined…sparkly thing.|
|Embedded into my deodorant.|
|This would not have felt nice in my armpit.|
When I asked Ellie to explain the big ol' sparkly sequined…sparkly thing embedded into my deodorant, she gave me a long-winded scattered tale in one breath the equivalent of a Family Circus cartoon.
You know, the kind from the Sunday comics.
I have no idea where this girl gets her rabbit trail tendencies.
But if you are bored enough that you take a big ol' sparkly sequined…sparkly thing and embed it into your mother's deodorant,
IT IS TIME FOR SCHOOL TO START AGAIN.