(She said in a whisper so as not to invite them into her home.)
There are just things that I don't get
in a scratch-my-head kinda way.
Not big huge things like human trafficking or babies with cancer.
I will never understand that.
No, I am talking about the little-things-that-make-you-go-hmmm kinda things.
Intentional walks in baseball.
You know, when the catcher goes way away from the hitter so the pitcher can lob the ball in all slow to him like he is back in the coach-pitch league.
And the hitter is just left to stand there in the batter's box all awkward not knowing what to do with himself.
|See the catcher is pointing to the pitcher: no, throw it WAAAAY|
Yes, Monte has tried to explain the strategy of potential runs versus outs and blah, blah, blah.
But I am left
scratching my head.
You know, the bicycle that positions you into a lounge chair recline while you ride.
They sit so low that I feel they are dangerous.
but rather right down the middle of the road like they are a car.
And not the same rider.
There are more than one.
I've seen them.
Once I saw only the flash of a neon orange flag in the rear window of my car signaling me that there was one right behind me.
I couldn't see him because he was that low.
We were at a restaurant the other night when we saw a tandem recumbent bike ride by.
Yes, I said TANDEM and RECUMBENT.
In the middle of the street (of course).
It was a man and a woman.
basically two Lazy Boy recliners
in full reclining position
end to end.
The man was in front and the lady in back let go of the handlebars so she could
unwrap and eat a candy bar.
iPhone's new operating system iOS 7.
Where do I start?
Actually, I am not going to start.
I will simply say this: I have grown up on Apple products and have loved them and defended them and truly enjoyed using them most of my life.
But I am not enjoying the seemingly unnecessary improvement on something that was already working fantastically.
Yes, I know it is supposed to be better in ways that I am too old-dog-not-liking-new-tricks but blah, blah, blah!
Although I did make Siri's voice a man and he seems
to enjoy me so much better than that surly woman Siri.
But I am STILL scratching my head.
Soup at a football game.
When we were at the college football game on Saturday, Monte got up to grab some food. I told him to get me something.
It is a stadium.
I naturally assumed something would turn out to be a
or some type of meat on a stick.
Talk about scratching my head.
|Yep, I am pretty sure I am the ONLY one eating |
broccoli cheddar soup in the stadium.
Don't make me say it
because you already know.
I am pretty sure I started sweating the broccoli cheddar soup out of my pores by the end of the game.
Yes, I know it is a healthier option than a hot dog, slice of pizza or some type of meat on a stick blah, blah, blah.
But I am still.
This broccoli sweaty.