I have had few words this week.
(which isn’t normal)
So I will explain my week in numbers.
Number of total times the girls in our house have had lice: 3
Number of grey hairs on my head right now that I want to have colored but I can’t until we get clearance from the lice center: 472
Number of times I scared the dog laughing out loud reading this book: 8
|The Antelope in the Living Room by|
Number of times I’d recommend it because of its LAUGH OUT LOUD funny and truth about marriage: 2,239
Number of times this bible study has made me say, “Whoa!": 7
|James McDonald’s Always True|
Number of times I’d recommend it because it made me say, “Whoa!": 1,897
It will CHALLENGE the way you look at fear and doubt.
|Found this at a consignment shop.|
Number of times I’ve asked why she has to wear a white dress in February: 862
Number of times I’ve wanted to scream in frustration at a school situation: 9 years
Seriously, teachers, sitting back and waiting for someone to approach you for help isn’t teaching.
Number of times I stressed over going to the dentist: 18 hours
I know, it doesn’t make any sense.
Number of masquerade masks our newly formed party planning company have been hired to make: 100
Number of days we have in which to make the masks: way less than 100
Number of birthdays coming up: 2
I love birthdays!
Number of things set in stone for those birthdays: 0-1/2
Number of poop piles discovered in the driveway after the snow melted: 3,265
Number of poop piles we have picked up since they were discovered: 0
Number of bomb threats at my daughter’s middle school: 1
Number of prayers prayed for protection for the middle school: 1 million
Number of days the refrigerator has been making a weird noise: 14
Sounds like it is groaning.
Number of minutes it took for the repairman to tell me the compressor was shot and I owed him $80: 5
Number of dollars it would take to repair a compressor: $900
And the repairman said he didn’t want to do it.
Number of bottles of Worcestershire sauce I found in our fridge when I cleaned it out: 3
I make one thing with Worcestershire--why so many bottles?
Number of bottles of sauces in general I found in our fridge: 43
Number of times Monte has said “We are saucy!” since I told him how many bottles of sauce I found: TOO MANY
Number of cheese in pounds that I had to throw away: 32
Number of new refrigerators we’ve looked at online and in person since finding out ours was, indeed, dead: 400
Number of refrigerators that will fit in the space we have: here’s hoping the one that we bought!
Number of days we have to do without a fridge in our house: 5
Thankfully, we have a fridge in our detached garage.
Number of poop piles we have to dodge in the driveway to get to the fridge in our garage: 0
McDaniel cleaned them up today! For cash, of course.
|Our new in-house refrigerator.|
Number of Top Ten Lists my blog was mentioned in: 1
Number of thank you’s it would take to express my gratitude to Chris Carter at The Mom Cafe: ALL OF THEM!!